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Re: GERN in West Virginia - Lester Perry - 05-21-2009

eightyeightfan1 Wrote:Maybe you should of been more PC.
"Grossly obeese, and lacking beauty"
That's a good one. There is a Big Ugly in WV. I think it is actually a river or stream. But the area around it has unofficially become know as Big Ugly.

Re: GERN in West Virginia - steinjr - 05-21-2009

Lester Perry Wrote:Wasn't meant as a joke just a quirky play on words. A woman who is big and ugly isn't funny either

Oh, I don't know about that - most things have some funny aspect. With a BIG ugly woman, and in the context of railroading - I think that aspect might be "slow approach" - ie be prepared to stop at next signal ...

Grin,
Stein, big ugly male

Re: GERN in West Virginia - ngauger - 05-21-2009

Oh man - i missed some of that when I first read that!! TOO FUNNY!!!! Icon_lol Icon_lol Icon_lol Icon_lol Icon_lol

First, the TV news would have said "A woman from Big Ugly" was killed in an accident..
But "Bug Ugly woman" is funnier!!!! Smile Smile Smile

6 PM & Late Saturday night - is great!!!!! Do they roll up the sidewalks at 5:00?????

Was she "testing" too much of the whiskey? Which led to her mistaking W. South St & S. West St???? And can we gather that S. West Street does not have a grade crossing, so she was not preparing for a train??

Is everyone in the town named Jones, compaired to Blazing Saddles where everyone is named "Johnson"????? Or is Sherrif Jones a relative.. Or in fact her Husband who owns the whisky factory, but works as an officer too????

That is too funny!!!!!!

Re: GERN in West Virginia - steinjr - 05-21-2009

ngauger Wrote:But "Bug Ugly woman" is funnier!!!! Smile Smile Smile

Yup - it is even an improvement on Big Ugly Woman Smile

Quote:Or in fact her Husband who owns the whisky factory, but works as an officer too????

Or maybe the husband is a sheriff that has a little still somewhere in the hills, where the recently departed wife was chief quality control officer ...

Confused ? Not after the next episode of .... Big Ugly !

Grin,
Stein

Re: GERN in West Virginia - iis612 - 05-21-2009

eightyeightfan1 Wrote:Maybe you should of been more PC.
"Grossly obeese, and lacking beauty"

I believe that the PC way to put it would be "Morbidly obese and having a severe appearance defecit"

Re: GERN in West Virginia - Bob C - 05-30-2009

How about "appearance-challenged and tonnage-impaired" ?

Re: GERN in West Virginia - Steamtrains - 05-30-2009

....."appearance-challenged and tonnage-impaired" ? 2296_

Re: GERN in West Virginia - MountainMan - 06-01-2009

Gravity and appearance challenged...