Attention!!!! A signed coffee mug auction

[ezdays]

Are you going to auction off the authenticity certificates? Do they come with certificates of authenticity?

$27 it is

There usually no need for such things. We have "Iggy the Inker" who recently was released from the federal pen (joke) with the promise that he'd stop making money (literally) . Iggy is in charge of making certificates and authenticating signatures. :o We also have "Eddie the Enforcer" on the payroll to keep things tidy around the office. After a visit from Iggy and Eddie, we've yet to have a documented complaint regarding authenticity. They will be glad to hand deliver the certificate, but take my advice and pass on that offer.

Oh, thanks for the bid, We now have twenty-seven, twenty-seven do I hear thirty????? Thirty, thirty, thirty, let me hear thirty, anyone?????