A attempt at some clean humor
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The river was flooding. Sapphire was sitting on her porch when an army truck drove by and offered to take her off. "No, thanks. The Lord will provide."
Later on, the water was up to the porch and she was in her front window. A boat came across the lawn and offered to take her away. "No, thanks. The Lord will provide."
The next morning she was standing on her roof and a helicopter came by with a rope ladder. "No, thanks. The Lord will provide."
Four hours later, she was standing at the Pearly Gates, talking to God. "I thought you would provide!" "I sent a car, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want?"
David
Moderato ma non troppo
Perth & Exeter Railway Company
Esquesing & Chinguacousy Radial Railway
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A attempt at some clean humor - by Tyson Rayles - 12-29-2023, 09:01 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 12-30-2023, 06:05 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by ezdays - 12-30-2023, 02:32 PM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 01-13-2024, 02:33 PM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 01-15-2024, 07:38 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 02-18-2024, 07:49 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by Charlie B - 02-18-2024, 07:59 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 02-19-2024, 10:54 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by ezdays - 02-24-2024, 07:57 PM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by BR60103 - 02-24-2024, 08:18 PM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 05-04-2024, 08:14 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by ezdays - 05-04-2024, 08:39 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by FiatFan - 05-06-2024, 06:32 AM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by Charlie B - 05-06-2024, 04:07 PM
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - by ezdays - 05-07-2024, 05:52 AM

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