Does this make me a FAILURE ?

[Steamtrains]

I'm still not in the "cell phone" age. If I'm not at work or at home or at the local pub. I don't want to be bothered!

I'm with you there....I was given a cell phone several months back, and have made maybe 5 calls on it. There are only TWO places I can be found at any one time: work, or at home. If I can't be found at one it's cuzz I'm at the other - or somewhere in between, which means a few minutes delay in getting a hold of me...

"iPads", "i" this and that ,are for people that have way too much time on their hands....