A disfunctional family Christmas tree train story

[Tom]

Haha that's totally classic!

And for what it's worth, I think in a few years, F'in S*T will be a totally acceptable way for anyone, anywhere to describe Chinese merchandise - they may even start just blatantly writing it on the box! lol

The worst part is, Pudge watches a lot of kids programming on some channel called "Sprout" (I think it's called), which teaches her all about other cultures and she's even picked up a little Spanish and a bunch of sign language (at 3 years old!). Her mom is so proud. Two of my nieces are half Thai, so they have even taught her to speak a little Thai when they come over. I thought that was SO cool, to have a very culturally rounded 3 year old. Now, I get to explain to her that the Chinese aren't bad people per say, it's just that there is no word for "Quality Control" in the Chinese language!