GERN Industries Gibson Works...

[MountainMan]

Or I add a spoonful of GERN to my coffee for 3% more flavour, energy and a bigger caffeine hit.
A minor side effect is that it puts 3% more hairs on my chest, which is a minor problem for us blokes but a major problem for the ladies, requiring 3% more trips to the beauty terrorist, I mean beauty therapist.Mark

I had to add GERN to my laundry detergent, to make my T shirts 3% larger, to fit over all that chest hair ! :o

Will it work as shampoo? 8-)