02-10-2012, 01:45 PM
...I have a hearing problem, and when you called out, "Newark" it sounded like you were saying, "New York". "Well, if you don't mind, I'll stay on this train since I have relatives in Ohio anyway" he told the conductor.
"Ohio, Smahio, who cares, I'm talking about Newark, California, and you owe us an additional $9.27 in fare or I'm going to have to push you out the door when we slow down for that tunnel coming up" replied the conductor.
"Whoa, how am I going to get that? I spent my last dime for this ticket as it is" he thought... He could see the train approaching the tunnel when a lightbulb appeared above his head, "I know, I'll just.....
"Ohio, Smahio, who cares, I'm talking about Newark, California, and you owe us an additional $9.27 in fare or I'm going to have to push you out the door when we slow down for that tunnel coming up" replied the conductor.
"Whoa, how am I going to get that? I spent my last dime for this ticket as it is" he thought... He could see the train approaching the tunnel when a lightbulb appeared above his head, "I know, I'll just.....
Don (ezdays) Day
Board administrator and
founder of the CANYON STATE RAILROAD
Board administrator and
founder of the CANYON STATE RAILROAD