If I can't read it, I won't!

[Ralph]

...I've got sharp eyes but am deaf in one ear (thanks to some skillful surgery), and have difficulty in the other (thanks to getting older). My wife on the other hand can't see to clearly, but can still hear a pin drop across the street. This is one good reason why we'll never separate, I see what she doesn't, she hears what I can't.

I love that! All part of being a complimentary couple!