Sorry I just had to do this.

[ezdays]

OH NO NOT AGAIN.

No, no, you got it all wrong. We just want to set the record straight. You see, there was thing one time that someone asked me for a half of a ladder, but wanted the top half. I flat out told him that we can't support that half

He left and went somewhere else where after they told him that his request was "...ridiculous...divisive, opinionated, unsubstantiated by any facts", he was left hanging..... .