A Big Blue Story

[Tyson Rayles]

the circus where he was hired on as a rodeo clown! This served two purposes for our hero, first the clown costume is a good disguise and now he finally had a paycheck again! Just as soon as he got some money he could

[ezdays]

... fulfill his dream of one day owning his own Starbuck's. Yes, he had his fill of stagecoach robbing and bank holdups. His last caper netted him nothing but trouble. Now with that fat paycheck and tips, he will finally have all those triple-dipple, mocha espresso, frappiccino latte with just a hint of whipped cream on top, and as many of those, Blueberry Streusel Muffins that he could eat. He so dearly missed those, an owning his own store would put him as close to heaven as the law would allow. Just as he was about to go into the ring, he heard a loud bang and turned to see...

[Sumpter250]

O'Flannery himself.......... with that shotgun!!!!! shouting something about his daughters and..........

[Ralph]

..complaining that some one ate his last Drake's Coffee Cake...

[ezdays]

...but he should know that our hero wouldn't touch either his daughters, or the Drake's coffee cake since his heart belongs to another and his taste buds to Starbuck's Blueberry Streusel Muffins. Nay, nay, he would never touch either so he thought that there has to be some mistake. As he stared down the barrel of a 12 gage, he calmly turned to Mr. O'Flannery and said...

[Tyson Rayles]

You ain't got the guts to pull that trigger!!! And with that

[ezdays]

the old man fell to his knees and said, "this isn't even a real gun, I've got a record and I am not suppose to even carry a weapon. Please don't turn me in, those Keystone Kops are just waiting for me to screw up so they can send me up the river again". Now or hero knew what was up the river, and he had mercy on old Mr. O'Flannery, so he said, "I'll tell you what,....

[ngauger]

... since it's Christmas, I'll let you off.... But you have to promise me.....

[ezdays]

...that you will continue this story so that we will be able to tell this to our grand kids so they can pass it down to theirs. We need to reveal how this adventure goes. O'Flannery gulped hard, thought for a little bit and with a tear in his eye, said...

[Sumpter250]

I was a lot like you once, and then I got greedy and.....

[ngauger]

.. you see where that got me.. In all sorts of troubles, all kinds.... But you know...

[ezdays]

...once that flashy lady showed up at my door one day, I completely lost all sense of right and wrong. After I got out of Penn State.... oh, I mean State Pen, I met my new wife and went on the straight and narrow. I know boy, you aren't interested in my life's tale, but it needs to be told. Just one more thing there, young fella, you gotta know that....

[yellowlynn]

...............Them 2 gals ain't really mine. I lived such a dirty life, that when 2 girls was left with no mama and daddy, and purty as they are, I knowed sum'un needed to proteck em. So now, boy.................

Lynn

[Steamtrains]

..if you'll just let me go, I promise to...

[ezdays]

...get you to the depot in time to catch the 4:10 to Yuma where you can open up that Starbuck's coffee shop you've been talking about. I know you long for one of those triple-dipple, mocha espresso, frappiccino latte with just a hint of whipped cream on top, and one of those Blueberry Streusel Muffins; but that's not in the cards around here. So get out of town before those Keystone Kops get you and get on with your life. Just to be sure that happens, take this...