A Big Blue Story

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appears Chuck Berry.. He stares in confusion at our hero and says....

"Son... You look like you belong on The Great Train Robbery set.. C'mon, let me show you where it is".....

He leads our hero down the hall out the door and......

[ezdays]

...points to a bus stop where our hero can catch a bus to Tuscon where "Old Tuscon" is located. Many a western was made there, and yes, there's a train there that was used in the "Wild, Wild West" TV series. Our hero, after an eight-hour ride, stepped off the bus and immediately felt right at home. People shooting each other off of balconies, gangs riding horses firing their guns in the air, a drunk wandering the streets as he falls in the mud. "Hey buddy", our hero yells, "you'd make a good sidekick." The drunk stares up at him and...

[Tyson Rayles]

sez "Why should I be the sidekick, why can't you be the sidekick? " . And with that he

[Sumpter250]

Passed out................drinks to his friends, and said. . .

[Running Bear]

This is to all those pink elephants and giant invisible rabbits I keep seeing and running into!

[ezdays]

Yes, with pink rabbits and invisible elephants, opps, uh, or, maybe it's the other way around, anyway, they also seem to be shooting a cartoon on the lot, Roger Rabbit or perhaps a Loonytoon, so our hero stands by a watches the magic happen. He's never been that close to actual toon characters before. He pinches himself to be sure he's awake and this is indeed real hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them and perhaps get an autograph or two. Just then he notices that he's sitting on a box marked, "Acme". He wonders, "Acme, I've seen that name before, what could be in there"? Just as he's about to get up...

[Sumpter250]

( I love this part ) BOOM !!!.........and he goes UP !!!
What goes up must come down, and he comes down right in the middle of ......

[rtraincollector]

O'Flannery ( remember him ) manure pile face first. Then it all starts coming back to him where he should of been

[ezdays]

That's right, he should have never gotten off the train in the first place. That's easy to fix though since today being Halloween, there most certainly will be plenty of witches around willing to conjure up some sort of spell that will get him back. As he brushed himself off, he headed back to town and immediately came upon...

[rtraincollector]

Farmer O'Flannery and our hero was once again looking down the double barrels from the wrong end but wait what was that sound

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It was the unmistakable sound of....

A hot air balloon making a bit of a rough landing.. In fact the landing was only cushioned by the person they landed on.. But what was more interesting was what and who was IN the basket... None other than:

[rtraincollector]

Holy Cow its ,its ,its

[Running Bear]

Marty McFly!

[Steamtrains]

Oh no...!!! NOT Marty Mcfly....
Not that SO** who left him stranded back in Okie City and run off with his....

[ezdays]

...bicycle, or was that Pee Wee Herman who lost his bike? No, it was the Sundance Kid, and that could be dangerous with Butch not too far behind. With that in mind, our hero made his way to the closest tracks and followed them until he came across a train that was stopped for some reason. Was this his lucky day or what? We can't be sure, because when he looked ahead, he could see...