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RE: A attempt at some clean humor - FiatFan - 11-04-2024
True story this time.
I was watching an episode of "Irrational" last night. One of the characters was working undercover as a waiter. While carrying a tray of condiments he approached a person in a military uniform and asked "Mustard, colonel?"
RE: A attempt at some clean humor - ezdays - 11-04-2024
Just came across this one:
This elderly gentleman was wondering around a mega-store when his cart bumped into a younger guy's cart.
"Sorry", he says, "I was looking for my wife and was a bit preoccupied".
"I lost track of mine too", said the young man, "Why don't we try to find them together"
"Great idea, what does your wife look like?", says the older guy.
"Well, she's about 5'10", a gorgeous blond, body like a goddess and is wearing short-shorts. What does yours look like?" he replied.
"Forget about her", says the senior, "Let's just go look for yours"....