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Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Puddlejumper - 03-05-2010
Well, the Potomac Line already uses some sort of GERN Flux-based lube in the journal boxes of it's equipment -yielding 3% more free-rolling equipment and thus 3% less rolling resistance and giving the locomotives 3% more tractive effort- so I can see they would want to try this stuff out as well.
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - doctorwayne - 03-05-2010
cn nutbar Wrote:Doc,I think you've got far too much free time on your hands---kind of reminds me of what happened to Jack Nicholson in the movie "The Shining"---Here's Waynetooges:
Hey, I'm merely the messenger.
All of this stuff is the product of my brother's fertile (or fertiliser) mind.Here's the latest:
It certainly sounds like a worthy cause to me. I'm off to visit the dorms as soon as I can pick up some bonbons, some nylons, and perhaps some American cigarettes.
Wayne
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - ngauger - 03-05-2010
LOL That's too great!!!!!
Reminds me of Dr. Strangelo0ve.. One Genuine Bible and Russian Phrasebook, One pair of Nylons ..... Shoot a feeelr could have a great time in Vegas with all this stuff....
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Lester Perry - 03-12-2010
Wayne the C&O would like to order a tank car of this new product PO#1633. One of the track maintenance managers would like to know if the tank car shown in the ad is available for a short term lease and if so could it be loaded before shipped ? If not I will speak with the traffic manager at the GERN of WV about the possibility of sending a GERN tank car to Canada to get a load.
Thank you
Robert Jones
Purchasing agent Big Ugly
Division C&O railroad
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - MountainMan - 03-15-2010
Good grief...
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Lester Perry - 03-15-2010
MountainMan Wrote:Good grief...I don't get it.
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - MountainMan - 03-16-2010
"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"
What part don't you get?
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Sumpter250 - 03-16-2010
Yeah!, and then there's Crunchy Gernola!
( please take note of "signature" )
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - MountainMan - 03-16-2010
Gern Dental Floss - leaves a 3% larger space between your teeth.
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Lester Perry - 03-16-2010
MountainMan Wrote:"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"The good grief part.
What part don't you get?
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Herc Driver - 03-16-2010
Sometimes this place is just too funny.
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Ralph - 03-16-2010
Lester Perry Wrote:MountainMan Wrote:"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"The good grief part.
What part don't you get?
I interpreted that as Mountain Man's startled reaction to the new increased diversity of the Gern Line.
Was I right?
Ralph
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - doctorwayne - 03-16-2010
For anybody who's a GERN modeller, feel free to dream up your own GERN products and to make your own ads, too, but don't forget to share them with the rest of us.
Wayne
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - Charlie B - 03-16-2010
It's hard to beat "Fluxoleum"
Charlie
Re: The Latest New Product From GERN... - MountainMan - 03-16-2010
GERNLax - 3% faster...