02-14-2014, 06:46 AM
Or you could retire to the great state of Texas where...
1. Your family vehicle is an extended cab Silverado, F-250 or Ram.
2. Complimentary chips and salsa are available at every dine-in eatery except Italian restaurants.
3. Churches outnumber fast food establishments by at least 5 to 1.
4. A drive across the state takes more than a day, even with our 80 - 85 mph speed limits.
5. 80 - 85 mph speed limits!
6. Temperature can range from 25 F to 85 F in a single day.
7. Tornados are usually followed by rain to settle the dust.
8. In West Texas your driveway could be 3 miles long.
9. If you're not bi-lingual you're considered a "furriner"
willie
1. Your family vehicle is an extended cab Silverado, F-250 or Ram.
2. Complimentary chips and salsa are available at every dine-in eatery except Italian restaurants.
3. Churches outnumber fast food establishments by at least 5 to 1.
4. A drive across the state takes more than a day, even with our 80 - 85 mph speed limits.
5. 80 - 85 mph speed limits!
6. Temperature can range from 25 F to 85 F in a single day.
7. Tornados are usually followed by rain to settle the dust.
8. In West Texas your driveway could be 3 miles long.
9. If you're not bi-lingual you're considered a "furriner"
willie
willie