OK, where do you fit in..

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Texas semi-rude..?? I would say semi-retarded...

And then there's the TV station that ran a "Stop Lawsuit Abuse" message, followed by a commercial for one of the better known "ambulance-chaser" law firms in town...

Just to show you that these types of lawyers are all coming from the same schools, we have one law firm in Arizona that during their TV ads, they tell you not to drink and drive. But then, if you do get a DUI, you are suppose to call them if you want to try to beat the rap. They will find the loophole for you for some hefty price...