Technology frustrations

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"Jack didn't come out quick enough to  look at my oil leak".....What the heck does that have to do with anything at the restaurant? Who knows, maybe Jack was also cooking that day"

And now you know what Jack uses in place of real cooking oil!  

Remember that old nursery rhyme, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick"? This Jack didn't seem to know about that "quick" thing, and that truck driver did notice....