A attempt at some clean humor

[Tyson Rayles]

In the 1960's before there was cell phones a guy was driving down the road when his car broke down. He saw a farmhouse down the road and walked down there. A farmer was sitting on the front porch and the guy explained his situation and asked the farmer if he could use his phone to call a tow truck. The farmer said sure, just go on in and you will see the phone on the side table next to the easy chair. When he went to use the phone he noticed a three legged pig sitting in the chair watching TV. After making the call he went back to the front porch to thank the farmer. He said "I gotta ask, why is there a pig in your chair watching TV?" The farmer said" that ain't no ordinary pig! About a year ago he broke out of his pen at 2 a.m. and ran over to our bedroom window squealing his fool head off until he woke us up. Turned out we had a chimney fire and our house could have burnt down and we could have died in the fire. Then three months ago my wife was washing dishes after lunch and the pig ran over to the kitchen window squealing his head off again then ran over to the well and back to the window and back to the well. After what happened with him letting us know about the chimney fire she figured she better go check the well. Our 4 year old son Timmy had fell in. She got there in time to fish him out before he drowned!" The man said "Wow!, no wonder you let him sit in your chair and watch TV. I guess I would too. I have to ask though why does he only have three legs?". The farmer said " A pig the valuable you don't eat all at once!".