Introducing The PistonBroke Line
Found out where those Kramers hightailed it to after they finished celebrating the end of the Docklands project.....

Seems they got a call from a fellow called Wills out in the country to build a cottage for a new worker he was employing

They were told to go into the outback to a place called " Warren Flats" and speak to the New Zealander there who looked like the Dude in this photo ...... [Image: index.php?action=dlattach;attach=170;type=avatar] .... as this was the only record they had that he actually existed...

They told me that they eventually found him, and that he was doing unmentionable things to cows at the time, and that he would get back to them as soon as he had finished. [Image: _utterpoke__by_de_Mote.gif]

Being from the city, the boys did not know that their milk came from cows, but now enlightened , they told me that hereafter they would only put Whiskey in their coffee. [Image: _bluesbrohnoes__by_pickledeer.gif]

After Warren ( his imaginative mother named him after the place where he was born.... "Warren Flats") had finished his hard days grind, he took the Kramer Boys over to the building site and showed them what they had to work with.

What a mess
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Now... the building calls for asbestos shingle type things for the cladding, and [Image: index.php?action=dlattach;attach=170;type=avatar] hasn't seen this type of cladding before but decided to give it a go, and as he said ..
.."See what it looks like, 'cause everyone knows that this new asbestos is safe from carcinogens. Nope
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"Not bad" he says "Might even pass for brick to the uneducated."

So onwards and upwards.. get building
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So the Kramers finished one wall, and even tho' the mortar lines didn't line up in the vertical plane particularly well, it was a back wall, ..and no one else had noticed 'till Warren [Image: index.php?action=dlattach;attach=170;type=avatar] said something.

The Boys have now been given the OK to continue work on this little building so that [Image: index.php?action=dlattach;attach=170;type=avatar] can finally employ (and house) his little female worker, and so ease his workload so he can concentrate on the finer things in life....... wait a minute ...Female worker,... he did not mention female to his mother. Big Grin

This may be one smart dude...


Better come back later to maybe catch a glimpse of this new "Worker"


Jack 219
LIFE....
..... Abandon the search for truth
Look for a good fantasy
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