12-27-2008, 04:19 PM
Most Sassenachs know that the 'Haggis and Bagpipes' that the Scots lovingly refer to as food and music are in fact weapons of mass destruction. For over 2 thousand years England has been bombarded with these evil manifestations of highland cunning and consequently diligent patriotic Englishmen have been burying them deep in the bowels of the earth as there was no known technology to defuse them.
Who would have thought that GERN would provide the magic catalyst not only are they able to defuse haggis but there is now a growing demand for the stable product. Pity there is no cure for bagpipes yet.
Tony
Who would have thought that GERN would provide the magic catalyst not only are they able to defuse haggis but there is now a growing demand for the stable product. Pity there is no cure for bagpipes yet.
Tony