02-26-2011, 03:12 PM
it is 3 and 1/3 % newer math
In all seriousness I think it would be very difficult to top the legend of Gern.
How about GEPED (Green Earth Product Engineering Developers) products such as:
Lye soap on hemp rope, Stinging nettles pain patch(in reality there is really such a product),
aloe ale(modern elixir), Goaffer loafers(goaffer skin house dlippers) sani-pest pest control drop caught pests(rats, mice, ect) into vat of acid as opposed to placing in the garbage.