We need a GERN thread

[Charles]

Charles, my good friend, are you by any chance related to Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard?? (of NCIS fame, as well as Ilya Kuriakin of Man Frrom U.N.C.L.E. fame??) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Although I knew his dear Mother well, my lawyers were able to have that paternity suit tossed from the courts with little difficulty. Against their advice, I did proffer some financial assistance for the little tyke, though, and became, to him, Uncle Cookie. While I'm forbidden to disclose the actual amount, suffice it to say it was less than eight figures - a trifling amount to counterbalance the actions of the cruel cad who abandoned them in their hour of need.

Cookie (I'm no crumb)