The Most Pathetic Phishing E-mail

[Steamtrains]

I get a horde of similar mails - from the "Head" of the FBI who wants to make sure my account is not compromised, to so-called "ambassadors" from a pile of African countries, to supposed GI's who found a cache of $$'s and need a bank account to deposit them.....
And, yes, there are suckers who fall for them....