The Most Pathetic Phishing E-mail

[Mr Fixit]

Hi, I'm Nigerian Royalty and I want you to send me money!

Certainly Your Majesty!

Shall I make out a novelty cheque for an obscene amount of money in a non existant currency denomination from my non existant [formerly Nazi sympathetic and in denial about everything including Unclaimed Funds deposited by doomed Jews during WW11] Swiss Bank account and then send you the cheque via giro copter with Monty Burns as pilot?

There will be of course a small handling fee involved, so if you will be so kind as to forward me your bank account details I will withdraw the fee [along with the rest of your royal money] and commence the cheque transaction.



Mark