Body-mounted couplers?

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Is there such a thing as , "yellow journalism termites" ???

Yes there is! I've actually seen some of them running for their hiding places when I turn on the basement lights. But the one's I've seen are little red thingy's with 12 legs. Every one of my "to do" lists has vanished; no matter how well I try to keep them in a safe place!