08-25-2012, 10:20 PM
Well this post was about a boneyard -- seems thats where I almost went ! Now --on the backside of it I can see some humor in my ordeal -- was NOT funny at the time , now it seems VERY funny . By the way it is about two months now and the no smoking is going great! However I need to make some friends who smoke Marlboros ( SP?) because they have the nice patterned foil paper lining the box that is so handy in modeling.
Now to the funny part of this deal , while in the hospital with the complete shutdown of my kidneys and the humongous volumes ( 2 -3 GALLONS AN HOUR) of fluids and antibotics they were running thru me with tubes going in and more tubes to take it back out hoping that on the way thru it would do something, it did something all right --- washed virtually ALL the pottassium out of my system . When that happens you hallucinate --BIG TIME-- total paranoia -- but to you it is completely real --- I suddenly realized that the big headed bug eyed gray aliens we supposedly had at area 51 did NOT come from space --trhey were not born anywhere --- they were MADE right here in THIS LAS VEGAS HOSPITAL and I was being made into one!! I called everybody I knew and begged them to come get me out --save me , I almost convinced a few of my friends but not enough to come and bust me out! I called my boss at work and I think he came the closest to believing me -- maybe because he is retired air force with all kind of top secret clearences or is just gullible --not sure which. Probably Gullible --after all he kept ME on 11 years!
So there I am for about 3 -4 days in total insanity so to speak --- what really makers me laugh on the backside of the whole thing was that when I began to get my head together when my potassium went up and my kidneys started to work again and I realized I was NOT going to be an Ailen ----- I was actually a bit dissapointed for a bit! :cry:
My company just had a little gig saturday to Notice my retirement , very nice party actually , very nice of them , especially in that they don't usually do any of that especially after only 11 years ---- after the official stuff was over my Boss said he had one more thing that he thought I might like ------ A Coffee cup with a picture of an ALIEN GRAY on IT !!
Now to the funny part of this deal , while in the hospital with the complete shutdown of my kidneys and the humongous volumes ( 2 -3 GALLONS AN HOUR) of fluids and antibotics they were running thru me with tubes going in and more tubes to take it back out hoping that on the way thru it would do something, it did something all right --- washed virtually ALL the pottassium out of my system . When that happens you hallucinate --BIG TIME-- total paranoia -- but to you it is completely real --- I suddenly realized that the big headed bug eyed gray aliens we supposedly had at area 51 did NOT come from space --trhey were not born anywhere --- they were MADE right here in THIS LAS VEGAS HOSPITAL and I was being made into one!! I called everybody I knew and begged them to come get me out --save me , I almost convinced a few of my friends but not enough to come and bust me out! I called my boss at work and I think he came the closest to believing me -- maybe because he is retired air force with all kind of top secret clearences or is just gullible --not sure which. Probably Gullible --after all he kept ME on 11 years!
So there I am for about 3 -4 days in total insanity so to speak --- what really makers me laugh on the backside of the whole thing was that when I began to get my head together when my potassium went up and my kidneys started to work again and I realized I was NOT going to be an Ailen ----- I was actually a bit dissapointed for a bit! :cry:
My company just had a little gig saturday to Notice my retirement , very nice party actually , very nice of them , especially in that they don't usually do any of that especially after only 11 years ---- after the official stuff was over my Boss said he had one more thing that he thought I might like ------ A Coffee cup with a picture of an ALIEN GRAY on IT !!
Instant glue ? ---- SOLDER ---- NOW THATS INSTANT!