05-25-2010, 09:51 PM
Damn! Matt! Now I have to go and break out a fresh pair of boxers ... I've been laughing too hard!!! 
I once baked a fresh paint job on a brass locomotive at 200 degrees for 1/2 hour in our oven and when my (ex) wife got back from the mall it was just like your dirt story.
We also had a problem with slugs getting into the tomato plants. I had heard that slugs liked beer (who doesn't?) so I took a cookie sheet with a low rim, poured some beer in it, put it out next to the veggie garden and in the morning I had a half dozen drowned slugs. I was so proud on my ingeniousness! She saw the slugs in her cookie sheet and vowed no matter how many times I washed it, she would never bake in it again!
Somehow we have to learn not to mess with the hand that feeds us!
I once baked a fresh paint job on a brass locomotive at 200 degrees for 1/2 hour in our oven and when my (ex) wife got back from the mall it was just like your dirt story.
We also had a problem with slugs getting into the tomato plants. I had heard that slugs liked beer (who doesn't?) so I took a cookie sheet with a low rim, poured some beer in it, put it out next to the veggie garden and in the morning I had a half dozen drowned slugs. I was so proud on my ingeniousness! She saw the slugs in her cookie sheet and vowed no matter how many times I washed it, she would never bake in it again!
Somehow we have to learn not to mess with the hand that feeds us!
biL
Lehigh Susquehanna & WesternÂ
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." ~~Abraham Lincoln
Lehigh Susquehanna & WesternÂ
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." ~~Abraham Lincoln