06-09-2011, 08:19 AM
Mike Kieran Wrote:The good news - my wife doesn't mind me taking pictures of trains.
The bad news - my wife does mind me taking pictures of other women.
This calls for some Monty Python...
Quote:Mr. Nudge: [Leers, Grinning] Your wife interested in err...
[Waggles Head, Leans across]
Mr. Nudge: photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'.
Man at Pub: Photography?
Mr. Nudge: Yes. Nudge, nudge. Snap, snap. Grin, grin. Wink, wink, say no more?
Man at Pub: Holiday snaps?
Mr. Nudge: Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
Man at Pub: No, no we don't have a camera
Mr. Nudge: Oh. Still
[slaps hand lightly twice]
Mr. Nudge: Whoa! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
Man at Pub: Look, are you insinuating something?
Mr. Nudge: Oh... no... no... Yes.
Andrew