Now Wayne, this guy obviously has a drinking problem, or perhaps he has been sniffing too much glue at the casket factory. I don't think he is able to get a hand on the door handle. Thank goodness he isn't driving. Once he gets in the car he will be a menace and possibly cause mass destruction on the highway.
Charlie
The local police were recently dispatched to the Evell Casket Company to follow up on a report of a possible kidnapping.The son of the owner mysteriously failed to show up for work.Locals stated this is very unusual as the son could always be found parking his black sedan in front of the company.The investigation continues.
I think I might have some information the detectives might find useful. The last time I saw the owner's son, he was getting into a car with Jimmy Hoffa. Hope that helps!
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The police have received a call from a local railfan reporting that a well dressed man has been seen wandering around suspiciously at the local railyard.Here's a picture of the caller,affectionately known as "Lumpy",sitting in his favourite spot down at the Lowville station.