We need a GERN thread

[AF350]

Hi all,


Proposed competition to Gern family line of Flux products and industries:

Super GRENS 1/3 of a percent better then Gern how ever with the addition of Gern it is 3% better.

GRENS = Greatly Reformulated Enhanced Non-disclosed Substance

[Ralph]

Is that "new math"?

Ralph

[AF350]

it is 3 and 1/3 % newer math

In all seriousness I think it would be very difficult to top the legend of Gern.


How about GEPED (Green Earth Product Engineering Developers) products such as:
Lye soap on hemp rope, Stinging nettles pain patch(in reality there is really such a product),
aloe ale(modern elixir), Goaffer loafers(goaffer skin house dlippers) sani-pest pest control drop caught pests(rats, mice, ect) into vat of acid as opposed to placing in the garbage.

[eightyeightfan1]

Just found this ad in a magazine.

[e-paw]

well 88 does using GERN fuels also give you 3% more mileage?

[P5se Camelback]

Just a friendly reminder ... It is always GERN ... all caps, as it is a mnemonic for Gibson's Extraordinary Remedial Naturalized Flux and therefore, never written out in anything other than upper case letter forms. I don't mean to be a nit-picker, but ... jus' sayin'!

[ngauger]

Yeah - it's an acronym but you don't have to make the letters 3% bigger than the rest of the sentence - but it helps!

[Mr Fixit]

After reading all of this thread I now have a headache. Does GERN make a headache pill?

Mark

[P5se Camelback]

Yes ... and it eliminates headaches three percent faster!

[Mr Fixit]

This all makes me wonder about poor Wile E. Coyote and his quest to catch the Road Runner.

Would Wile E. Coyote have been more sucessful if he had used GERN products instead of ACME ones?

What about when dealing with Bugs Bunny?

Mark

[Ralph]

The thought of Wile E. Coyote ("Suuuuuuuuuuper Genius!") having access to GERN products is unsettling to say the least! Who knows what nefarious doings he might have perpetrated had he the advantage of 3% superiority! Even the street wise Bugs might have met his match!
Ralph

[Gary S]

Woah, if you think back to all the times the coyote was right on the roadrunner's tailfeathers, there is no doubt the cartoon would have ended if coyote had GERN to boost him 3%.

[doctorwayne]

After reading all of this thread I now have a headache. Does GERN make a headache pill?

Mark

If your headache is caused by muscle tightness in your upper back and neck...


...but for all-round aches and pains...


Wayne

[Sumpter250]

Is that "new math"?

Ralph

Yeah, working in base 8, is exactly the same as in base 10....................if you're missing two Fingers !!!

[Mr Fixit]

Not sure if I like the idea of taking 6 pills morning, noon and night.

I told my folks all about GERN and its wonderful properties and how it improves everything by 3% and we had a good chuckle over it. Even Mum was cracking a GERN joke or two, now thats a first, it must be due to the wonderful properties of GERN.

I even suggested that they start using GERN dishwashing machine flux for a 3% better clean, with 3% more sparkle, using 3% less water and 3% less power.

Mark