How about an Educated Lady on the Phone thread?

[Gary S]

[option 1] where everybody are bound to agree that the "lady" in question is not much of a lady

[option 2] a bunch of old guys then start on how society is going downhill, how things were much better 50 years ago and so on and so forth

As one of the "old guys", I must point out that a third option exists:

Option 3: some young guy whines about this topic being placed in a model railroad forum and then wastes his time responding to it

So far, option 3 is the only one that has come to fruition. 8-)