Trackside Humor
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Hmmmm.
If trains follow tracks......does that make them "hunters", or "trackers"???

Trains drag cars along behind them to carry those people who were driving on the parkways in between flying around, and those people who park on driveways, when they get home.

Trains "drag" cars???? a "drag" car can go from 0 to over a hundred MPH in a quarter mile. A train needs two miles!! to go from 60 MPH to 0 Eek

If a "conductor" runs the train, does that make the train "electric"?? Does that mean that a steam train with oil lamps doesn't need a conductor?

A conductor leads an orchestra. Does he first have to work for a railroad to get his "training"??

Is a locomotive a "tracking device"???
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