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eightyeightfan1 Wrote:Maybe you should of been more PC.
"Grossly obeese, and lacking beauty"
That's a good one. There is a Big Ugly in WV. I think it is actually a river or stream. But the area around it has unofficially become know as Big Ugly.
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Lester Perry Wrote:Wasn't meant as a joke just a quirky play on words. A woman who is big and ugly isn't funny either
Oh, I don't know about that - most things have some funny aspect. With a
BIG ugly woman, and in the context of railroading - I think that aspect might be "slow approach" - ie be prepared to stop at next signal ...
Grin,
Stein, big ugly male
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Oh man - i missed some of that when I first read that!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
First, the TV news would have said "A woman from Big Ugly" was killed in an accident..
But "Bug Ugly woman" is funnier!!!!
6 PM & Late Saturday night - is great!!!!! Do they roll up the sidewalks at 5:00?????
Was she "testing" too much of the whiskey? Which led to her mistaking W. South St & S. West St???? And can we gather that S. West Street does not have a grade crossing, so she was not preparing for a train??
Is everyone in the town named Jones, compaired to Blazing Saddles where everyone is named "Johnson"????? Or is Sherrif Jones a relative.. Or in fact her Husband who owns the whisky factory, but works as an officer too????
That is too funny!!!!!!
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ngauger Wrote:But "Bug Ugly woman" is funnier!!!!
Yup - it is even an improvement on Big Ugly Woman
Quote:Or in fact her Husband who owns the whisky factory, but works as an officer too????
Or maybe the husband is a sheriff that has a little still somewhere in the hills, where the recently departed wife was chief quality control officer ...
Confused ? Not after the next episode of .... Big Ugly !
Grin,
Stein
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eightyeightfan1 Wrote:Maybe you should of been more PC.
"Grossly obeese, and lacking beauty"
I believe that the PC way to put it would be "Morbidly obese and having a severe appearance defecit"
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
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How about "appearance-challenged and tonnage-impaired" ?
James Thurber - "It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
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....."appearance-challenged and tonnage-impaired" ?
Gus (LC&P).
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Gravity and appearance challenged...
