Are you addicted to your cell phone
#91
Mike Kieran Wrote:I had to row a boat 10 miles uphill through snow without oars in July! Wusses!!! And I had to go to Catholic School! I still can't look at penguins without shuddering.

You got me on the nuns. My wife spent 12 years in Catholic school and she had the red marks on her hands to prove it.

Quote:Here's a blast from the past...a word processor. My friend Jon's mom had one. It was a typewriter with an LCD screen that could take in one line at a time. You hit enter and it typed your sentence out.
We had a typewriter like that, the predecessor to the word processor. But now we're talking some 20-25 years ago, not what you'd call ancient, like me and Lynn.. Nope
Don (ezdays) Day
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founder of the CANYON STATE RAILROAD
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#92
Mike Kieran Wrote:I had to go to Catholic School! I still can't look at penguins without shuddering.
I laughed out loud when I read this. Brings back memories. I probably won't sleep well tonight! Eek

Tom
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#93
A self-important college freshman walking along the beach
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting
upon the steps, why it was impossible for the older generation
to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world,
actually, an almost primitive one" the student said loud enough
for others to hear. "The young people of today grew up with
television, jet planews, space travel, and man walking on the
moon. We have nuclear energy, ships and cell phones,
computers with light speed........and many more.
After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows.
"You're3 right son, We didn't have those things when we were
young......so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh*t,
what are you doing for the next generation?
The applause was thunderous!!!...........UNK
Whitehouse, Tx
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#94
yellowlynn Wrote:A self-important college freshman walking along the beach
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting
upon the steps, why it was impossible for the older generation
to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world,
actually, an almost primitive one" the student said loud enough
for others to hear. "The young people of today grew up with
television, jet planews, space travel, and man walking on the
moon. We have nuclear energy, ships and cell phones,
computers with light speed........and many more.
After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows.
"You're3 right son, We didn't have those things when we were
young......so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh*t,
what are you doing for the next generation?
The applause was thunderous!!!...........UNK

I love it!!!!!
Les
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#95
FiatFan Wrote:
Mike Kieran Wrote:I had to go to Catholic School! I still can't look at penguins without shuddering.
I laughed out loud when I read this. Brings back memories. I probably won't sleep well tonight! Eek

Tom

Yeah, I still have nightmares about Catholic School and Sister Mary Dominatrix.
Mike Kieran
Port Able Lines

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be " - Yogi Berra.
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#96
We had a typewriter like that, the predecessor to the word processor. But now we're talking some 20-25 years ago, not what you'd call ancient, like me and Lynn.. Nope
Don (ezdays) Day

Try 30 years ago for that word processor. It was just like you said, a typewriter with a little LCD screen window. I had a Casio calculator/watch with a touch pad (The iPad had it's forerunners 30 years ago. I'm not that young. I just have the mind of a 15 year old.
Mike Kieran
Port Able Lines

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be " - Yogi Berra.
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#97
So I join a local gym in an effort to lose 35 pounds .....I WILL lose 35 pounds .......and I noticed that people are texting while on the gym equipment . Are you kidding me ??? Eek What are they telling the cyber world ?

" My left testicle hurts ! "

" The sweat is running down my butt crack " Eek

" The chick in the pink outfit looks really hot ..., no , wait , it's a guy ". Misngth

" I just moved my left foot , now my right foot "

Amazing but true .

T
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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#98
We just dumped verizon because we have only been using 10 to 15 minutes a month of our 450 so we got 2 tracfones that tripple the minutes bought for life.
I will not be texting or doing email even though they can, my fingers just aren't that small, however I do like having wifi , a camera, and an MP3 player all in one. I have had mine for 12 days and used 4 minutes. If you use the wifi you can check your email with it, but I don't think I could send more than 2 or 3 words for a reply.
Not addicted yet...
Charlie
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#99
T:
have you seen the casino ad where the fellow falls off the treadmill?
It;s in this article
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My wife and I both love the way he nonchalantly picks himself up.
David
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...funny , thought he might say " I'm OK ! " to no one in particular ........ Misngth

T
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Just saw an interesting article various stores tracking your cell phone after you enter ( not me , I don't have no stinkin' cell Goldth )...........hmmm ! Of course they are sure to deny using that info for any specific purpose . Yeah , and pigs fly ! Eek

T
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Just a comment from today's Ziggy cartoon:

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Don (ezdays) Day
Board administrator and
founder of the CANYON STATE RAILROAD
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That,s ME !!! Icon_lol .....except for the part about " making me feel old " Thumbsup

T
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Me too ! Cheers Icon_lol
Mike

Sent from my pocket calculator using two tin cans and a string
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