12-26-2014, 02:20 PM
Mr Fixit Wrote:BR60103 Wrote:But a sprinkling of GERN Flux on your diet drink means 3% more weight loss.
But I only drink Energy Drinks laced with GERN for 3% more energy and performance.
Or I add a spoonful of GERN to my coffee for 3% more flavour, energy and a bigger caffeine hit.
A minor side effect is that it puts 3% more hairs on my chest, which is a minor problem for us blokes but a major problem for the ladies, requiring 3% more trips to the beauty terrorist, I mean beauty therapist.
Mark
Gives you 3% more jitters and makes you urinate 3% more often, too.