I had too much turkey last night

[ezdays]

Don't know what you mean Pete. Why if it wasn't for the ads, I wouldn't have been aware of all those ailments and problems that I didn't know I had. The ads all said, "ask your doctor if (insert product name here) is right for you". I went to see him with a list of about 100 drugs and found that they were all right for me and now I find myself in that happy place with no pain, no memory of anything past and best of all, no money left to buy essentials. That shouldn't matter though, my day is now filled with taking these drugs and I have no time left to spend shopping or eating.