"Mission complete Houston"

[ezdays]

I always liked the saying:

Can't go to work today, the little voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

Of course, me being a Renaisannce Faire Geek, I adapted it to:

Can't go to work today, the little voices told me to stay home and sharpen the swords.

Uhh, you know that I subscribe to the original wording... Just one thing, I'd much rather shoot a gun than have to clean it.