Does this make me a FAILURE ?

[Brakie]

( sound of "Old Man River " in the background )

......I confess ....I didn't stand in line and get the new iPad today ...sniff, sniff......
....didn't get to have the crowd cheer for me walking out with a new - MUST HAVE - purchase ......sob, sob .......
....come to think of it I didn't get the previous one either ...sniff, ...or the one before that .....or the MePad , YouPad , TheyPad .......

HOW CAN I GO ON ??

iTERRY

In my best Jeff Goldblum voice..Well,ah, I don't have none of that stuff either but, uh,people was uh,so busy buying uh,those things they never ask their selves uh,really need them.

For people that uh,don't buy that kind of stuff uh,life will find a way go on.

Well there it is.