who is "gauge-mod" ??

[doctorwayne]

Oh.
I've thought of creating an alter ego.................but I was never cut out to be a priest.

(It's difficult to write in dialect, so I suggest the following be read in an Irish accent.)

Ah! Fah-hather Pay-ter. He sere-tainly cuts a foin figger as a man o' ta cloth, but what a cloth t'is: looks loik naugahyde to me.

O'Wayne